God, The Devil and the bartender

                                                                                                                                                                © Bryce Main

 

In the beginning….


In the beginning…there was Heaven Help Us. And Bryce looked upon it, saw it was good…and was well chuffed! So well chuffed, in fact, that he made a beeline for Cloud 9, passed it, and headed for Cloud 10.  A bloody big bugger.


Then, from far inside the firmament of his sick brain, a voice bellowed out of the darkness. A bloody loud bugger.


“HEY…YOU…GET OFF OF MY CLOUD!!” it yelled.


It was shortly joined by another voice, not so loud.


“Yeah…sod offa my cloud, too. Oh…shit! Look…I don’t exactly have a cloud. But if I DID, I better not find you on it!”


It was then that Bryce realised three things.


One…the very loud voice belonged to God. And two…the not so loud one belonged to The Devil.


Oh…right…and THREE…they were on the loose from Heaven Help Us…and determined to find the nearest bar.


The story of their regular nightly (and sometimes daily) visitations to said bar is told in graphic detail both here and on facebook at: www.facebook.com/bryce.main


Miss it and you may have to avoid warm, bodily contact with another living, or dead, soul for a very VERY long time! 


“Oh now THAT’S just scaremongering!”

“Yeah…what HE said. But it’s also pretty cool….excom..what?”

“Municated…”

“Sounds painful…”

“It can be…if you really want it to be…”

“Emmm….I’ll get back to you on that.”

“Fine…..please yourself!”


And so it begins................................






Oh....and by the way....

© Bryce Main 2010. This website and contents are the property of Bryce Main. Any attempt to copy, alter, abuse or misuse any part of it in any way, will be met with the kind of divine and painful retribution you only read about in The Bible. 

Have a nice day.

God.

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